Oct 23, 2009

Capricorn

You’ll yearn for male pattern baldness once diagnosed with male random baldness.

Sep 9, 2009

Acquarius

Today you will read a girl like a book: get halfway through then fall asleep.

Sep 9, 2009

Taurus

How low can you go to win a game of Limbo? Can you kill a man?

Sep 9, 2009

Virgo

When life gives you Kool, make Kool-ade.

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